Saturday 17 March 2012

Ice Age Humour

I am currently watching Ice Age with my sisters. There are some great lines I thought I would share.First...
Scene: Buck has skulls on each limb.
Skull one: 'We'll never survive, it's too dangerous by day.'
Skull two: 'But it's even more dangerous by night.'
Skull one: 'Plus their guide is a lunatic.'
Skull two: 'What, Buck? He's totally wacko.'
Buck: 'I am not!'
Skull one: 'Totally bonkers.'
Skull three: 'And his feet smell!'
Buck: 'Shut up!'
Skull three: 'You shut up.'
Buck: attacks the skull, 'Why you!' 'Ha! I've got you now!'
Manny: 'He's strangling his own foot....We should really get moving.'
Skull three: 'And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely.'
Buck: 'The skull is right. Now who's hungry?'
Skull three: 'I am!'
Buck: 'You don't need the calories!'

And:
Buck: '....The monster.'
Crash: 'Monster?'
Buck: 'I call him... Rudy.'
Manny: 'Oh, that's a relief. I thought it would be something intimidating, like Tim, or Sheldon.'

Also:
Manny: 'So when exactly did you lose your mind?'
Buck: 'Three months ago, actually. I woke up one morning and was married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple. But I loved her.'

As well as:
Buck: 'Now I'll tell you the story of how I used a sharpened clam shell to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel.'
Manny: 'I think that's enough fairy tales for one night.'

And last of all:
Buck: 'It smells like a busom's butt fell off and then got sprayed by a bunch of skunks.'
Diego: 'That's Sid.

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